Thursday, September 29, 2005

part 10

The day of Bailey's birthday party, We decorated the walls with Blues Clues posters because  it was a blues clues theme party, we had so much blues clues stuff on the walls,. it looked like a paint factory exploded.

"You know, i hate to say it but this house is starting to look a little sissy" John remarked

"John!" I couldn't believe it

"What? it's true" John said

"It's your son's first birthday, deal with it" I said going into the kitchen

"Couldn't we have had like i don't know,  a G.I joe theme or something?" John asked following me

"I think it's cute, besides Bailey loves blues clues" I said opening a bag of salad

"Yeah, if you say so" John said biting into a carrot

"Why don't you go take Maggie over to the grocery store and pick up the cake" I suggested cutting into tomato

"Ok you want anything else?" John asked

"Yeah, get some matches, a bottle of salad dressing and some cookies, oh and a big box of Coffee for Auntie Diane. " I said

"Anything else?" John replied

"That should do it..i'll call you if i need anything" I said kissing him goodbye

"Yeah..Maggie, Come on Princess.." John said walking out to the living room

"Okey dokey Daddy" Maggie ran out of her room

"We're going out for a bit, go kiss Mommy goodbye" John said scooping her up and bringing her into the kitchen

"Bye Bye Mommy" Maggie said kissing me on nose

"Bye Baby" I said kissing her back

I walked around making sure the house didn't look like a tornado had thrown up, then just as i was just taking the brownies out of the oven when Bailey started to cry.

"Mama" A little voice called

"Coming Baby, Oh Damn" I said dropping the pan.

I threw out the entire pan and went to go get Bailey.

"Hey Hey there big boy" I said reaching into the crib and picked him,"Who's mommy's big boy?"

He crinkled his nose and smiled

"That's my big guy, oh boy, we have to get dressed because it's your birthday!" I said bringing him over to the changing table

"Mammam" Bailey said

"Yes, that's right  Mama," I said then changed him into a pair of little overalls and a tiny blue t-shirt

"HELLO?" a voice called ..Annie

"Hey, We're upstairs in Bailey's room" I called downstairs to where Annie was.

"Alright" Annie called back

I put little white sneakers on Bailey and we went downstairs.

"Hey Hey there's my favorite little guy" Annie said

Bailey crinkled his nose and snuggled into my neck

"Oh come here big boy" Annie said taking Bailey and putting him on the floor.

"Watch him while i go finish the food, will you?" I asked going into the kitchen

"Sure" Annie said rolling a ball to Bailey

I remade the brownie, made onion dip and cut up some fruit, by the time i was done Almost everyone had shown up, Maggie and John came in a few minutes after my mother and father had come.

"Nana!" Maggie yelled

"Maggie, my love" My mother practically ran across the room and begin to hug and kiss Maggie

I was walking over to bring Trista some coffee when my aunt grabbed me by the wrist

"Cole, Do me a favor?" My Aunt Pat  asked

"Sure Auntie Anything?" I said handing Trista her coffee and looking at my aunt

"Can you just lift up your shirt a little?" Auntie Asked

"What? Why?" I was stunned

"Because I just wanna see my great grand-niece" Auntie  explained

"Oh all right but you do have a real life great grand niece, who is right now being snuggled to death by Ma." I said lifting up my shirt, i was only five months pregnant but i was still carrying the weight from Bailey's birth so it looked like i was carry twins.

"Ooo there she is!, So have you and Jonathan picked out a name yet?" My aunt asked putting her hand on my belly

"Yes Olivia Rose" I said shivering because her hand was cold

"Olivia Rose! How sweet, where did you ever come up with that name?" Auntie asked with her hand still  on my belly

"I loved the name Olivia from SVU and John decided Rose because that's what kind of flower we had on our wedding day." I said then excused myself and walked over to my husband

"Hi Baby" He said kissing me

"Hi Honey" I said then picked up a carrot and bit into it

"Are you alright?" John asked concerned

"Just a little tired" I said

"Go sit down for a bit" John said

"I can't, we have to do cake and presents after everyone eats" I said

"Well until then, Come on Nik,it isn't healthy for you or the baby or the rest of us  if your overtired" John said shoving me towards the couch

"Yah Alright" I said sitting  down

"COLE, WHERE'S THE BIG SERVING BOWL?" Stacey yelled from the kitchen

"ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE" I said

"I DON'T SEE IT!" She replied

"HOLD ON, I'M COMING" I slid off the couch and walked into the kitchen

"I don't want you to climb on the chair" Stace warned me

"I'm fine" I grabbed the kitchen chair and stood on it," I got it!" I found the bowl  and started to jump down  but lost my balance.

 My mind instantly flashed to, if i fall on my stomach, i could hurt my baby so i twisted my body enough so that if i did fall, i could land on my back

"OH MY GOD!" Stacey and Trista, who'd just walked to get another cup of coffee yelled watching me hit the floor.

I knocked myself out for a good 10 minutes  then when i woke up, i was still on the kitchen but i was soaking wet.

"Why am I  soaking wet?" I asked starting to sit up

"Oh thank god, your wake!" Stacey said holding a glass

"Did you throw water on me?" I asked wiping the water off my glasses

"She had to, otherwise you might still be out cold" Trista explained 

"You do that for hysterical people, not to a pregnant woman  who fell two feet off the ground" I said then got up

"YOU'LL THANK ME ONE DAY" Stacey yelled

"THAT'LL BE DAY HELL FREEZES OVER" I yelled back from the bedroom, i had to change my shirt because i was completely soaked through.

"Hey there you are" John said coming into the bedroom,"where have you been"

"I was in the kitchen but i'll explain it to you later" I said digging through the bureau  

"OoOo feeling a little frisky are we?" John said putting his arms around me

" John not now..maybe later " I pulled my shirt over my head and walked back to the party

"OooO heyy what were you guys doing huh huh?" Vince asked noticing John was following me out of the bedroom,"Damn John, you already knocked her up three times, Why don't you leave the poor girl alone?"

"Vince!" I said blushing

"What?" Vin asked

I wanted to turn and run back into the bedroom

"Shut up Vin" John said standing in front of me

"Oh come on it was a joke?" Vince tried to explain

"At the expense of my wife..i don't think so " John said getting ready for a fight

"Alright guys, that's enough, i already have three children, i don't need anymore" I said walking over to my mother

"Hi Baby" I said kissing Maggie

"Hi Mama" Maggie said holding out her arms for me to take her

"Honey Bunny why don't you go play with Ali" I said taking her then putting her on the ground,she ran off towards the porch

"I swear Nikki, you spoil her" Ma said

"How? She's two years old, i haven't even begun to spoil her" I said picking up potato chip

"Believe me, she's spoiled..don't eat that!" My mother said ripping the chip out of my hand,"it's not good for the baby"

"But i love onion dip" i whined,

i don't believe this, i'm nearly 25, pregnant, married with two kids plus i'm whining which is something  i haven't done since i was seven  and my mother still treats me like a six year old,"I'm going to find John"

I looked around the house and finally found John outside playing frisbee with the kids

"JOHN!" I yelled standing in the doorway

"YEAH?" John called back

"Bring in the kids. i think we should cut the cake now?" I said putting a hand on my belly

"Guys, come on..let's go get cake!" John said picking up Bailey and running into the house, stopping when he reached the doorway,"Maggie, take your little brother and go find Grandma..i think she has some cookies for you guys"

Maggie took Bailey's hand and run over to John's Mom..

"Are you Ok?" John asked

"I'm doing ok" I said leaning against the door

"How's my little girl?" John said bending down to kiss my belly

"Kicking like crazy, C'mon let's go cut Bailey's first birthday cake" I said taking John's hand and leading him over to the dining room table

We got to the table just as Annie and Stevanne brought in the cake, I picked up Bailey and John picked up Maggie

"Ok Bailey Boy, now we're gonna blow out the candles..ready one two three." We leaned forward and blew out the candles

"YAHHH!" everyone yelled

Just as i was leaning over to grab the candles, with Bailey still in my arms, Maggie pushed his little face into the cake!

"Oh my god!" I said stunned

"That's my girl" John said laughing as he licked some of the icing from Bailey's face.

I thought Bailey would cry but he just giggled

We cut up the cake and then opened other presents, just as we were opening my mother's gift, Bailey started to fuss.

"Ok Big Boy" I said standing up ,"time for bed, Say bye Bailey"

"Bye Bailey" Everyone said

I took Bailey into his bedroom and changed him, the party was so overstimulating and he was so overindulged, that he immediately fell asleep in my arms. I slowly got up and put him in his crib.

"Happy Birthday, my favorite little guy" I said then went back out to the party

"Is he asleep?" John asked kissing my head

"Yup, out cold" I said sitting beside him on the couch

"So are you both ready for a new baby?" Natalie asked

"I think so, i mean we've managed to wrangle two little ones under the age of three, how are could another one be?" I asked putting my hand on my belly.

"Ooh just you wait and see" My mother said mysteriously

                                              FIVE MONTHS LATER

In the months since Bailey's birthday party, time had just flown by and before we knew it, it was summer again, we took the kids up to Maine for a week and despite my best efforts to keep sunscreen on both Maggie and Bailey, plus John and I, Maggie and i still got horribly burnt and had to stay in door for three days while Bailey and John got to go swimming.

Olivia Rose was due at the end of September but September came and went and no baby, October came and went, but still no baby, the doctor assured us that Olivia was fine, she was just being stubborn and would come out soon, hopefully before her high school graduation.

On Halloween Day, it was a another typical  day at the Distefino house, up at 5am to feed Bailey, put him back to bed at 5:45, then  Maggie woke us up  at 7 yelling,"I wanta PANatakes, I wanta Panatakes". then John took Maggie and Bailey to the park so i finish their customes, Bailey was going as a Pumpkin and Maggie was going as a Kitten. I finished their customes just as John came in with Maggie screaming, she'd fallen off the slide and bumped her nose, i think her Daddy was more upset about her falling than Maggie was because as soon as I kissed her boo-boo and handed her a cookie, she immediately quieted down while John kicked himself for not paying close enough attention to her.

All this before Lunchtime

  After lunch i managed to get the three of them, and  by three I mean John Maggie and Bailey down for a nap so i could at least run to the grocery store to buy candy because with all the baby hoopla, i completely forgot about getting candy for the neighborhood kids. i got back just as Bailey woke up and in his typical Bailey way, demanded to be let out of his crib and onto the floor where he could get into everything.

When John and Maggie woke, We ate a quick dinner then took Maggie and Bailey trick or treat, because they are only two and one, we didn't go too far, just around the block, enough to get a little bit of chocolate for Mommy to eat later when Maggie goes to Preschool. then we put the kids in their beds and fell asleep ourselves on the couch watch Sleepy Hollow.

"Nikki, Nikki" John called my name

"Wha?" I said cracking open one eye.

"Let's go to bed, huh?" John suggested taking my hand

"Sure" I sleepily followed him,"Honey"

"Yes Sweetie?" John said stopping in the hallway outside of our bedroom

"Do you think Olivia will ever be born?" I said becoming more and more alert

"Sure, she's just being stubborn besides you heard the doctor, if you haven't gone into labor by November fifth, he'll have to go in and get her" John said opening our bedroom door.

"Oh right" I said going into the bathroom and changing into my p.js

I climbed into bed and john put his arm around me, we'd both only been asleep for about an hour when it happened.

My water broke.

"Oh my god! " I said jumping up

"Wha?" John said cracking open one eye

"It's time" I said sliding off the bed

"time for what? breakfast, it's only 9:30pm" John said looking at the clock

"Not time for Breakfast, time to have a baby" I said practically ripping off my wet Pajamas and trying to find my overalls.

"Oh my god! this is it?!" John sprung up and nearly broke the lamp on the bedside table.

"Yeah. Oh god, She's a big hurry" I breathing as the contractions started

"Ok we gotta drop Maggie and Bailey off at Annie's right" John said throwning his jeans and t-shirt which were on the floor back on.

"Yes Oh god! Call her from the car, we got no time" I said the contractions were coming faster and faster.

John ran out of our room and grabbed Bailey, while i went to go get Maggie

"Maggie honey, you gotta wake up" I said picking her up

"No No " Maggie struggled to open her eyes

"Yes Yes, your going tobe a big sister again sweetie" I said bringing her out to the car where John was already buckling Bailey into his safety seat.

"Are you all right?" John asked taking Maggie from my arms and putting her in the car.

"Yeah but Olivia Rose is in a big rush". I said climbing into the jeep.

John ran around the front of the jeep and climbed in.

"All right let's go!" John started up the car.

"Did you open the garage door?" I asked putting my hand on my head.

"Oh shit" John said climbed out of the jeep and went to open the door.

"Mama, Daddy said a bad word". Maggie woke up

"I know baby, i know" I said turning around to look through the back windshield to see John struggle to open the garage door.

He finally got the door open and jumped back into the Jeep.  We raced down the block to Annie's.

"How are you doing, Baby?" John asked turning onto Annie's street.

"I'm fine" I said trying to breath through another contractions.

"We're here." John screeched to a stop in front of Annie's house.

I helped him take Bailey and Maggie out of the car but just as i was crossing the lawn to  knock on Annie's door, a contraction hit me so hard, i fell on my knees holding Bailey, somehow i managed not to drop him though.

"OH MY GOD! JOHN". I yelled, Somehow Bailey slept right through this whole thing.

"What?" John turned around and saw us on the ground,"Oh shit" He put Maggie on the stoop and ran over to us.

"GET.ANNIE." I said through gritted teeth.

"Right." John grabbed Bailey and ran up to the porch.,"ANNIE"

No answer, he pounded harder,"ANNIE"

Finally Annie came to the door, "What's going on?"  She asked rubbing her eyes.

"Nikki's in labor" John said shoving Bailey toward Annie

"Oh my god!" Annie said as Maggie toddled in between her legs into the house.

"Yeah, We'll call later." John jumped off the porch and ran back over to me.

"Are you all right?" John asked leaning over

"Quit asking me that, if we don't hurry up and get to a hospital, I'm going to have this baby on Annie's front lawn." I said waving my arms.

"Oh shit" John said running to the jeep and opening the door.

He came back and tried to help me but i didn't want his help and slowly got up.

Thursday, September 1, 2005

"Part nine

He looked at me like i lost my mind

"What?" I asked

"What the  hell are you doing?" John said

"I'm kidnapping you" I said then opening the car door and practically shoved him into the car, I ran around to the other side and jumped into the car and we took off.

few hours later, we were still driving through connecticut

"Can we stop? please?" John whined squirming

"We're almost there" I said making a turn

"I gotta go!" John said hopping around

"I knew you shouldn't have drunk that massive soda" I said going into Mom-mode

"Are you gonna stop or am i gonna have to pee the seat?" John said

"Alright Alright" I said pulling into the gas station

he ran in blinfold and all, i watched him and realized i should have taken the blindfold off because he ran SMACK! into a plate glass window

"Oh god" I said turning away

"FREAKING MIRROR!" John yelled as he yanked off the blindfold and opened the doors

It was so funny because he was holding his face and trying to get the door open.finally he got the door open and i was trying not cry laughing, he came out about five minutes later and i was still laughing

"It's not funny" He pouted getting into the jeep

"You wanna bet" I said wiping my eyes

"Do i have to put this thing back on?" He asked holding out the blindfold

"Funny..you said that on our wedding night?" I said smiling

"That was a totally different scenerio and you know it  !" He said

"Oh hush" I said putting the blindfold over his eyes

We drove for another two hours, well i talked, he nodded and then would screw around the radio althought since he couldn't see the buttons and would constantly hit the volume button and deafen me.

We  finally reached the cabin, I ran around the side of the jeep and opened the door

"Can I take off the blindfold ..please?" John asked

"No..I've got to get the house set up" I said helping out of the car

"So what am I supposed to do while your doing that?"John asked grabbing onto my neck

"You're gonna sit on the porch and listen to the waves of the ocean" I said leading him to a chair on the porch

"Your crazy you know that right?" John said sitting in the chair

"Yes but that's why you love me" I said opening the front porch door

I ran around putting roses petals  all around the tile floor and lit candles then set the table with our wedding china, then ran upstairs to quickly shower and get dressed in my new Prada dress that finally fit after three months of starving myself and not having the time or energy to eat.

I slipped the dress over my head and quickly brushed my hair which had grown considerably since Bailey was born and ran back downstairs.

I opened the front to get John, there he was sitting like Ray Charles waiting for a tennis game to start.

"Nik?" John asked

"No Gina Lollabridgda" I said taking his  hand  and bringing him in the house.

I left him leaning against the doorway and quickly got into position, Hands on my hips looking seductive.

"Can I take off the mask now?"? John asked tugging at the blindfold

"Yup" I said watching him take it off.

"WOW!" John whistled

"You like?" I twirled around showing off my dress

"I love it" John said walking over to the table and kissing me on the head,"I can't believe you did this!"

"I just figure we could use some time together" I said sitting down at the table but for some reason,John wasn't sitting" It's ok..you can sit"

"Oh my god, your pregnant aren't you?" John said his eyes flashing

"What?! No!" I said jumping up

"Yes that's why your doing this, isn't it?" John said

"No! I just thought it would be nice to be alone, so we could talk about something besides the kids but i guess that was a stupid idea" I said blowing out the candles and running upstairs to the bathroom and slamming the door.

"NIC..WAIT?!" John called chasing after me.

"No why would you assume i'm pregnant just because i thought of doing something nice for you that doesn't involve diapers and childbirth but i guess that was a dumb idea." I shouting through the bathroom door.

I sat down on the toilet seat but made sure i put the lid down..

great 300 dollar dress and i get to show it off to the shower curtains.

I also forgot to lock the bathroom door behind me, Because John opened the door and kneeled down in front of me.

"Look I'm sorry, It just came out and I didn't mean it, I'm thrilled you decided to surprise me now let's get downstairs and eat that dinner before it gets cold" John said taking my hand and leading me back downstairs.

We ate the spaghetti and i had just handed him the rolls when a question popped into my mind that i had to have answered.

"John, Can  i ask you a question?" I said looking down.

"Sure..anything honey?" John asked

"Would it be so be so bad if i did get pregnant again?" I asked biting into a roll

"No, i just thought that with  Maggie and Bailey being less than a year apart, we'd wait awhile before trying to have another baby" John said stopping to sip his wine.

"Really?" I looked up

"Yes.I'll make you a deal if we can get both Bailey and Maggie out of diapers without killing each other, we can try for another baby deal" John said leaning forward to kiss me.

"Deal" I stood up and kissed him

ONE YEAR LATER

It had been an interesting year, with Bailey being born, we had even more to celebrate when I got promoted to Senior editor at Cosmo and John and Vin's Skate store had grown so much, they expanded to a warehouse downtown,where business was flying again..

Did i mention i was pregnant again?

Yup, I know we said we'd wait until both the kids were out of diapers but well too much champagne and a weekend vacation to vegas i think that's enough said

We found out We were having another girl, John had come with me to all the doctor's appointment,"because one more surprise could potentally kill me" i quote.

We had settled on a name soon after we found out, I had loved the name Olivia after the main character on Law and Order:SVU and John had picked Rose after the flowers we had our wedding.

Maggie had turned two in December and We'd had another one of our famous parties, combining christmas and her birthday.

This time it was though Bailey's turn to have a first birthday party

Maggie was very good with Bailey, she didn't hit or try to hurt him..well there was the one time..

Bailey was about eight months old, John and I were in the kitchen trying to figure out how We could possibly take care of three kids without hiring a nanny when i went back to work.

"Are you sure you want to go back to work?" John asked

"I have to unless you know of some rich relative about to die" I said getting up and getting a soda nearly stepping on Maggie, who was playing on the floor.

"Maggie, Sweetie, why don't you go play in the living room with Bailey?" I said kneeling down

"Bawylie in Plawy Pen" Maggie said with her tiny lisp banging on some pans

"I'm sure Daddy can take Bailey out of the playpen so he can play with you?" I said standing up

"Sure thing..Come on Princess" John led Maggie out of the Kitchen and came back a few minutes later.

"They're watching TV on the Couch" John informed me then sat back down,"Are you positive you have to go back to work?"

"Yes, now come on we have to figure out what to do with Maggie, Bailey and Olivia Rose?" I said sitting back

"Well Maggie's going to be in pre-school for a few hours a day, Bailey can come with me to the shop and since Olivia Rose won't be born for another six months, I think we'll worry about that when the time comes" John pointed out

"True" I said getting up and going to the fridge getting Bailey his bottle

"Now the ultimate question is...how are we going to schedule date night around a toddler and two infants?" John said coming up behind me

"Well, i guess we'll have to figure something, won't we?" I said turning around kissing my husband

Suddenly there was a loud wail! Bailey!

"Oh my god!" I said running into the living room

"What happened Buddy?" John said coming behind me

Bailey was lying on the floor on his back screaming

"It's Ok baby, it's ok" I said picking him up off the floor

"Maggie,Sweetie..what happened to the baby?" John asked sitting on the couch next to Maggie

"He fell" Maggie said sliding off the couch

"Come back here please" I said pacing back and forth with the baby, who was now working his way down to whimper

"Maggie, we understand that Bailey fell, but how did he fall?" John said getting on the floor with Maggie.

"Bawliey went BOOM!" Maggie said guesturing with her hands

"Yes but how did Bailey go boom?" I asked shaking a rattle, Bailey temporaily  forgot he fell and watched the rattle with wide eyes

"I pushed him" Maggie said

"What?"  We said in unison

"Yup" Maggie said picking up a doll and playing with it.

"Maggie Elizabeth!" I said sitting in the chair ,"We do not push or hit each other in this house, do you understand?"

"Yes Mama" Maggie said shaking the doll

"Are you mad at Bailey, Princess?" John asked taking the doll from her

"Nope" Maggie said taking back the doll

"Then why did you push him?" John said picking up Maggie and put her in his lap

"Cause I wanted" Maggie said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world

"Somehow, i don't think that would hold up in a court room" I said standing up with Bailey,"John, put her in time-out"

"What? me?" John said

"Yes" I walked out of the room

"But why?" John whined  following me

"Look at it this way, the next time she decides throw someone off the couch, it could be Olivia Rose." I said sitting in the rocking chair

"Yah Alright" John grumbled and walked out to where Maggie was.

"Maggie, Sweetie, Baby, you need to go in the corner"I heard John said

"NO NO NO!" Maggie yelled

"Maggie! GET IN THE CORNER NOW!" John tried to be firm with her

"NO NO NO!" Maggie yelled even louder

"Please Honey..five minutes that's all" John begged her

"NO!" Maggie screamed one final time

"NIIKKKI!" John called

"Yes?" I called rocking Bailey, who was almost asleep

"I need help!" John said from outside the door

"Just Pick her up and bring her to the corner." I called back

"But why?!" John whined

"Just do it please" I said,"I swear Bailey, i don't know who's a bigger baby you or your Daddy"

"I heard that!" John said

" I said it loud enough..is she in the corner?" I asked

"Yes but she keeps throwning me deadly looks"  John said

"She'll get over it..just give her three more minutes and then let her go" I said standing up and putting Bailey in his crib.

"This Sucks" John said

"Well the both of you, suck it up.. it was bound to happen sooner or later." I said going into the living room where Maggie was sitting," Maggie, honey do you know why Daddy put you in the corner?"

"Yup" Maggie said playing with the silver cross on my necklace.

"Why?" I asked,"Look at Mommy"

"Cause i pushed Bawiley off da couch" Maggie said

"Yes, you could have really hurt him, promise Mommy you won't do that again" I asked her.

"I promise" Maggie said